Hold On To 16- 3x08!
SAM. FREAKING. EVANS. IS. BACK!
THE TROUBLETONES LOST! :'(
EVERYONE'S BACK TOGETHER!
SAMCEDES!!!!!!!!!!!!<3333
BRITTAAAANNAAAA ;)
"HOW I'VE MISSED YOU, SINCE YOUR FAMILY PACKED THEIR BAGS, PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SKIPPED TOWN. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I'VE WANTED A CRISP PICKLE BUT I CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO SUCK THE LID OFF THE JAR. I'M GUESSING THAT YOU'VE BEEN WORKING AS A BABY POLISHER WHEN MOTHERS STICK THEIR BABIES' HEADS IN YOUR MOUTH TO GET BACK THAT NEWBORN SHINE. I HAVEN'T SEEN A SMILE THAT BIG SINCE THE ABDOMINAL SNOWMAN GOT HIS TEETH PULLED BY THAT LITTLE, GAY, ELF DENTIST.
LOVE, SANTANA!"
-SANTANA LOPEZ (yes, i have memorized it)
"YOU SIR DO NOT HAVE A PAIR OF TESTICALS, IF YOU PREFER DRINKING FROM GLASS!"
-SAM EVANS
QUINN IS FINALLY GETTING IT! YESS!! SHE ACTUALLY FREAKING THANKED RACHEL!
BLAINE. ANDERSON. YOU. ARE. HOT. AS. HELL. BUT. I. HATE. YOU. RIGHT. NOW. BECAUSE. YOU. TOLD. SAM. SOMETHING. TERRIBLE. AND. MEAN! HE IS BETTER THAN YOU, BLAINE! AND YOU NEED TO DEAL! JEEZ! STUFF IT, HONEY!
AAAND THAT'S WHAT YOU MISSED ON GLEE!
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