Hilarious quotes from Glee's Brittany S. Pierce! You can go on http://glee.wikia.com/wiki/Brittany's_Quotations
Enjoy!
Brittany: I find recipies...confusing
Mr. Schue: What's a ballad?
Brittany: A male duck
Brittany: Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?
Brittany: I've been here since 1st period. I had a cold and took all of my antibiotics at the same time and now i can't remember how to leave.
Brittany: I don't know how to turn on a computer
Brittany: I think my cat's reading my diary
Brittany: People think i went on vacation, but actually i spent the summer lost in the sewers
Brittany: I don't know how to dress for the weather. No one ever taught me how to read a calendar.
Brittany: I hope the Glee club can stay a place where i can escape the torment of Britney Spears
Brittany: I don't brush my teeth, i rinse my mouth out with soda after i eat. i was pretty sure that Dr. Pepper was a dentist
Brittany: I'm more talented than all of you, i see that now. it's Brittany...bitch
Brittany: Finn can fly?
Brittany: Are you a cat?
Brittany: whenever i pray i fall asleep
Brittany: i did a book report on heart attacks but i got knocked down a whole letter grade because it was written in crayon.
Brittany: is God an evil dwarf?
Brittany: Mr Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. i stopped at M and N. i thought they were too similar and got frustrated.
Brittany: I'm Mike Chang
Brittany: i'm paralyzed with fear! i've been here since 2nd period and i really need to pee!
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